Hey everyone (assuming anyone actually reads this blog...),
We're very sorry for the delay in processing your work requests. I have literally worked six months to prepare for the summer rush to avoid exactly this situation, but it appears I've failed to anticipate just how many requests we'd get. Thank you! And, of course, please forgive us!
I have more work to do today than I ever did in the 15 years of previous work experience. Nonetheless, I'm going to fix this today. From now on, you'll receive an estimate within 24 hours. In the near future, we hope to provide instant estimates. We have all the data we need to figure out how to do that, and we've got a rock star coder waiting in the wings to do the project.
Thank you for your patience, and for your business, of course. We're working to serve you better.